zazzle-poetry

zazzle-poetry:

wearethecatfish:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE’S KITTEN??

for $2 you could access this 37 page pdf, addressing bunny’s

  • religious views
  • horoscope
  • worming weirdly
  • favorite foods
  • bedtime rituals
  • chicken strength
  • cracker sickness
  • enrichment activites, suitable for any low-income cat lover
  • fart pouncing
  • life story
  • relationship with her sister
  • relationship with the dog
  • behavior around the bath tub
  • trials and tribulations

and so much more. surprisingly sacreligious and a whole lot of fun!! 

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REVIEW JUST IN FROM MY DAD!!!! 

“Ambitious and fearless, “Bunny” is the most vividly memorable and provocative set of pet-sitter instructions you will ever read.   ”Bunny” will immerse you in a world of extreme anthropomorphic excess that will make you laugh out loud, then think twice about letting your kid have a pet.   A must-read for anyone who has ever suspected their cat was really in charge.”